Updates: Page 7’s Mexican Debut

by Kevin Burton    Within my general and ongoing shameless plea for readership, I got specific two months ago.    On the occasion of Mexican Independence Day I lamented that nobody in Mexico had ever read Page 7 (“Happy Birthday Mexico, Please Read This,” Sept. 15). That hurts, because I used to live in Mexico. …

Feeling Good About Cowboys Cave-in

by Kevin Burton    Eureka!  I found the magic formula and Page 7 readers were there to see it.    Apparently all it takes to make the Dallas Cowboys implode completely is for me to praise them in public as I did last week (“Cowboys Kool-Aid, Bottoms Up?,” Nov. 5).    The most overhyped team …

Cowboys Kool-Aid, Bottoms Up?

by Kevin Burton    Can’t believe I’m about to say this, put my name on it and send it out all over the world:    It appears the Dallas Cowboys finally may have the right stuff.    I got this idea after watching them win on Sunday Night Football, on the road at a good …

We Could Be The Next NFL Analysts

by Kevin Burton     When our TV is on these days it’s usually on football, and we are no mere observers.    We’re not perfect with predictions, but my wife and I both have keen insight as to what might happen in a given game.    A typical pre-game assessment goes something like this:    …