by Kevin Burton So despondent was I last week, that I jumped off a ledge. How fortunate for me, it was only a virtual ledge. And to be more specific, it was a fantasy ledge. I drafted eight fantasy football teams this year – two more than ever before – and only …
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Daniels And Nacua, Thanks For The Memories
by Kevin Burton When Puka Nacua of the Rams burst onto the scene last year as a rookie sensation, I was asleep at the wheel, as a fantasy football manager. I didn’t bid for him on waivers even once. Don’t know why. This year the world was hip to the wide receiver, …
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“Fantasy Football Anthem” Tells The Truth
by Kevin Burton All love to Kevin Rowland and to Dexy’s Midnight Runners, makers of Come On Eileen. All love to Eileen, all love to Johnnie Ray, all love to bib overalls. But I may just have a new all-time favorite song. It’s called Fantasy Football Anthem, and it’s by Holderness Family …
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She Did The Mocking, I Did The Drafting
by Kevin Burton In business, you have to give a report to the CEO from time to time, so she knows what’s going on. It’s called being accountable. And this is serious business. So it was Thursday that the CEO of the Burtons’ fantasy football company paid a visit to the Mock …
Kev’s Fantasy Football And Stupid Draft Tricks
by Kevin Burton I just broke the all-time record for fastest to drop a player off a fantasy football roster. If you know fantasy, you know this is not a happy occasion. Footballs have not even begun to fly yet. That comes tomorrow when the defending Super Bowl champion Chiefs host Detroit. …
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Genius GM Kev Makes The Wrong Call
by Kevin Burton Spent Sunday afternoon catching up with a friend. I tuned in to see the Detroit Lions Pittsburgh Steelers pre-season game. Detroit’s right tackle is Penei Sewell a second-year man from Oregon who I demanded my Bengals draft fifth overall in the 2021 NFL Draft. When they didn’t draft him …
NFL Football In June Is Just A Fantasy
by Kevin Burton I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you. Have you ever told that lie? Also, what happens when your so-called “seasonal obsession” shows up out of season? Can a true obsession ever be limited to one season? Spoiler alert, I do not have definitive answers to these questions. …
Hey Yahoo, Ya-hooey, Out Of My Face!
by Kevin Burton I’ve got Travis Kelce on my fantasy team. Such a sentence I never thought I would utter. But there you have it. Tuesday night was draft night for the USA Legends fantasy football league. The Legends were/are a new beep baseball team made up of older players from all …
Can Fantasy Football Save NFL Sundays?
by Kevin Burton How starved are you for NFL football? Did you watch the game last night? People you’ve never heard of wearing Dallas Cowboys uniforms vs people you’ve never heard of wearing Pittsburgh Steelers uniforms. Watered-down exhibition junk. Did you watch that? If I put on the uniform of one of …
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