This Super Bowl Was Truly A Super Bore

by Kevin Burton    How fitting that my story about Super Bowl LIX (59) begins with a tale of excessive sleeping.    On the Saturday before Super Sunday I was supposed to go to a local butcher shop and get some ribs that would serve as the centerpiece of a super feast. Incredibly, I slept …

Chiefs Haters, Have Some Wings, Get A Life

by Kevin Burton    Here’s my super-cordial, Super Sunday invitation, going out to all you Chiefs hates out there.    You are invited to take all that refs-and-Chiefs bellyaching, and put it in a place where the sun doesn’t shine, namely the Louisiana Super Dome, venue for tonight’s Super Bowl LIX (59)!    You thought …

Celebrate Your Victories, Even The Small Ones

by Kevin Burton    Mitch Holthus is the radio voice of the Kansas City Chiefs. He’s really good at his job, in the overheated manner of the hometown play-by-play guy.    There is a nearly-universal breathless presentation of sports that attempts to elevate it to something truly significant, when it really is not.    Hey, …

Hey CBS, Get That Clown Romo Off The Air

by Kevin Burton    Look, I am not the only one who can’t stand Tony Romo on NFL broadcasts.  I can only hope somebody more important than I gets the message.    Until such time as Romo is removed, for me, CBS stands for “Clowns Broadcasting Sports.”    At some point late in Kansas City’s …

NFL/NBC Greed Leaves A Bad Taste

by Kevin Burton    The NFL has just invited me, and you, to not watch football on TV. You want to be careful doing a thing like that.    It would appear that I can live without it.    This is a working hypothesis. Forgive me for not having it all thought out and laid …

Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift, Jumping The Shark

by Kevin Burton    America, do we hate the Chiefs yet?     On second thought, let me extend the question to the rest of the world, since the NFL plays games in London, Mexico City and Frankfurt, Germany. World, have we had enough?    It seems as usual I am behind the times, late to …

A Moment With Mom And Sweet Victory

by Kevin Burton    My mother doesn’t know anything about fantasy football, but she knows a lot about perseverance.    Both truths were evident Monday night.    I was watching Monday Night Football when she called, and she was still on the line with me when the game ended.    To set the scene:    …

Kev’s Fantasy Football And Stupid Draft Tricks

by Kevin Burton    I just broke the all-time record for fastest to drop a player off a fantasy football roster.    If you know fantasy, you know this is not a happy occasion.    Footballs have not even begun to fly yet. That comes tomorrow when the defending Super Bowl champion Chiefs host Detroit. …

Will Bengals Say Goodbye To Eli Apple?

by Kevin Burton    There were storms in the KAKE-land viewing area Thursday night, so I made a choice right away.    I said and I meant it, that the very FIRST time our local ABC affiliate broke away from the NFL draft for something as frivolous as a storm warning, I was out. I …

Quibbles And Bits: Chiefs An Evil Empire?

by Kevin Burton    Today, some updates, passing asides and leftovers from previous posts. When I cook these up together, I call them quibbles and bits.    Come and get it!:    From my two posts about favorite duets:     I can not overstate how much I love much of the work of Paul McCartney. …