Thou Shalt Not Steal Said Llamas In The Night

by Good News Network    A would-be thief was caught by police after a herd of llamas cornered the suspect in a field until officers could arrive.    And not a Florida man in sight.    The crook was fleeing the scene after stealing from a woman in Derbyshire, England, and he decided to squeeze …

To Avoid “I-dolatry,” Serve God, Not Self

by Kevin Burton    One of my all-time favorite Christian songs  gives me chills sometimes but it fills me with regret.    That’s because for the most part I haven’t lived up to its message.    “Lord of the Harvest” by The Imperials is the song  The operative lyric, “Lord of the harvest, place Your …

Pigeons And Doves: A Valentine’s Day Primer

by Kevin Burton    You’ve heard of rose-colored glasses?  You’ve heard of beer goggles? You’ve heard of “I only have eyes for you, sh-bop, sh-bop?    Well it’s Valentine’s week and here on Page 7, for the occasion, we’re going to do a little bird watching. Stay with me now, for as the kids say, …

Pumping Life Into Super Sunday Won’t be Easy

by Kevin Burton    I’m trying to care. Honest to God, I’m trying.    I am a football fan. And I am going to watch the Super Bowl.    Somebody asked me the other day, “you going for Seattle or New England?” “I don’t care,” I said.    And that is mostly true. I would …

These Sayings Don’t Mean What They Used To

by Dictionary Scoop    We toss around old sayings without giving them a second thought. However, many of them once meant something entirely different than what we are trying to say.    Over time, words drift, idioms evolve, and what started as a literal warning becomes a cultural cliche. Let's rewind the dictionary and see how these …

Pilot On Holly’s Plane Crash Was Not Qualified

by Kevin Burton    The 21-year-old pilot of the plane that crashed on this day in 1959, taking the lives of three famous young musicians was not qualified for the flight, according to published accounts.    The crash, which took the lives of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) has been …

God’s Gift, Your Choice, Both Are For Keeps

by Kevin Burton    In six plus years of writing Page 7, I don’t believe I have ever quoted perhaps the most quoted Bible verse, John 3:16:    “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. (John 3:16 …

The “Voice Of The Blind” Opens In Romania

by Oana Ghita and Rodica State Agerpress    Romania's First museum dedicated to the history, culture and contributions of blind people opened Thursday in Bucharest.    The 'Regina Elisabeta' Technological High School in Bucharest, in partnership with the Light into Europe Foundation, inaugurated the 'Regina Elisabeta' Museum of the Blind Community and Education.   According to …

France May End ‘Marital Duty’ To Have Sex

by Hugh Schofield BBC    France is one step from enshrining in law the end of so-called “conjugal rights” – the notion that marriage means a duty to have sex.    A bill approved on Wednesday in France’s National Assembly adds a clause to the country's civil code to make clear that “community of living” …

Laundry Built On A Bus Helps Homeless

by Kevin Burton    Today’s glad tidings from the Good News Network, I kid you not, involve going to a laundromat.    Or should I say a laundromat going to you.    My wife and I just had a major repair done to our washer. We had a little wait for a repair person to …