by Kevin Burton
As usual, Dictionary Scoop has an interesting list today. But this one has next to no value.
It’s a list of the biggest, bangiest Scrabble words. The words that if successfully deployed, would bring the highest scores.
But your chances of ever having these exact letters on your board are so small, it’s hardly worth your time to memorize them.
The list is kind of a red herring, which, according to Merriam-Webster, in its second meaning (behind the fish) is, “[from the practice of drawing a red herring across a trail to confuse hunting dogs] : something that distracts attention from the real issue.”
Victory in Scrabble comes mostly from reading the board and playing it well (both for offense and for defense), balancing your rack, using Ss and blanks well, and knowing the acceptable two- and three-letter words.
If you happen to play one of these chicken-chokin’, tile-up-your-sleeve kind of words, more power to you. But I still say my advice is bangier than theirs.
I will say that some of these words would make excellent names for a fantasy football team. That is what I take from the following:
1–Muzjiks
The highest-scoring possible play in Scrabble is a seven-letter opening move formed with the letters IJKMSUZ. Looks unpromising, right? To everyone’s surprise, however, there’s one word that’s perfect for that hand: muzjiks. It’s a pluralized, alternative spelling of the word muzhik, meaning a Russian peasant from the times before the Russian Revolution of 1917. Muzhik came into English thanks in large part to Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky. Today, muzhik is used in Russian as the equivalent of “guy” or “dude.”
Placing the Z on the Double Letter Score in this opening move would bring in 128 points. The odds of drawing these tiles are about 1 in 55 million, and, to be honest, the play has never been recorded in sanctioned play. However, in 2008, a man from South Carolina managed to open a game at the National Scrabble Championships with muzjiks, using a blank tile for the U, setting a record with a 126-point opening move.
2–Bezique
The second-highest opening move ever recorded in an American Scrabble tournament, for a wonderful 124 points, is bezique. According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, bezique is “a card game similar to pinochle that is played with a pack of 64 cards.”
Bezique originated in France in the 19th century and was later imported into Britain, where Winston Churchill was one of the game’s most prominent enthusiasts. Unfortunately, by the early 20th century, bezique declined in popularity, but at least it left us an excellent word for another great game: Scrabble.
3–Cazique
You are probably familiar with the word cacique, which refers to a native Indian chief in areas dominated primarily by Spanish cultures. Although it would be a good starting move, if instead of a second C you were lucky enough to get a Z, you could score a solid 124 points, and your chances of winning the game would be even greater.
Some dictionaries accept cazique as a variant of cacique. However, cazique has its own meaning: it refers to black-and-red or black-and-yellow orioles of the American tropics. Best of all, it is an accepted word in the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary (OSPD)!
4–Mezquit
Another great opening play for up to 124 points is mezquit. Here’s another spelling variation of a word you probably already know, mesquite. According to Merriam-Webster, mesquite refers to “any of several spiny leguminous trees or shrubs, chiefly of the southwestern U.S., that often form extensive thickets and have sweet pods eaten by livestock.”
To be fair, the word mesquite is an Anglicism of the Spanish word mezquite, which in turn was borrowed from the Nahuatl term mizquitl. So, it makes perfect sense that mezquit is an accepted word in Scrabble—and one of the good ones too!
5–Zombify
We are out of 124-point opening plays, so the next best thing is 122 points. And for that, we have a handful of good options. The first one is zombify, and as you can imagine, it has to do with zombies.
Believe it or not, this is an accepted word in Scrabble. Although zombies have been invading popular culture in recent years, the word zombify, meaning “to turn a person into a zombie,” has been in our vocabulary for a long time. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the word first appeared in The New York Times in the 1950s.
6–Quetzal
If you happen to draw the Z and Q tiles on your first play, you know you’re up to big things. However, having those tricky consonants staring back at you can be a little intimidating. That’s why it’s nice to have some rare or unusual words up your sleeve to surprise even the most experienced players.
Quetzal is a strikingly colored bird commonly found in the humid forests of Central and South America. Interestingly, the quetzal has also been the currency of Guatemala since 1925. It was named after the bird, which is the national bird of the country.
7–Squiffy
Okay, to present this word in an opening play of Scrabble, you should be lucky enough to draw the only two F’s available up front. But even though it’s a one-in-a-million chance, knowing that this word exists can come in handy. Plus, it will give you up to 122 points — a good head start.
Squiffy means “intoxicated or drunk” and originated as a slang word in England at the end of the 19th century. The term probably derives from skew-whiff, which means “crooked or askew,” or from swipey, meaning “tipsy.”
8–Sovkhoz
If you want to impress your friends with another rare Russian word accepted by the OSPD — and earn a well-deserved 122 inaugural points — then sovkhoz may be the way to go. According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, a sovkhoz is a “state-operated agricultural estate in the U.S.S.R. organized according to industrial principles for specialized large-scale production.”
Sovkhoz is short for sovetskoe khozyaĭstvo, meaning “soviet farm.” These large state farms began to be created in 1918, and the term first appeared in 1921 in the Russian Economist. By 1990, there were 23,500 sovkhozy, and although they were eventually disbanded with the fall of the Soviet Union, the term is still there for us to play in Scrabble.
9–Zymurgy
If we say zymurgy, do you know what we are talking about? Perhaps you know this practice better as zymology, but zymurgy is also accepted and will give you more points in an opening play of Scrabble.
Zymurgy is a branch of applied chemistry that studies fermentation processes, especially those related to winemaking and brewing. The term was coined in the 19th century and derives from the Greek zymo, which means “leaven,” combined with the suffix urgy, meaning “work.” Fun fact: zymurgy is the last word in many English language dictionaries!
10–Squeeze, Quickly, and Jukebox
Scrabble is not just about odd and difficult words. There are a bunch of regularly used words in the English language that will earn you up to 122 points at the start of a game — that is, if you are lucky enough to get the correct letters, of course!
Squeeze and quickly are two good words that any Scrabble player should always keep in mind. Jukebox, on the other hand, is an excellent and recognizable word that any opponent will accept as correct without needing to check the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary.
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